Scary Old Virgin

Seems as though Juddy Apatowy is moving to the horror genre, thanks to mania for this scarrrryyyy news:
It seems that the writing team of Bill Hader and Judd Apatow (Superbad, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Pineapple Express) may be taking the plunge into the world of horror films. While talking to CHUD, Hader revealed that he has a slasher script penned alongside “Saturday Night Live” writer Simon Rich and producer-director Judd Apatow has expressed interest in seeing Hader run around attempting to escape a gruesome death.
I don’t know if it’s even going to get made,’ Hader told me. ‘Judd met with us and said “I want to do a horror movie with you. I want to see you in a slasher movie.”‘
Which horror films influenced the slasher script for Hader?
‘It’s partially Straw Dogs meets Halloween meets Home Alone meets Monster Squad.’
I hate horror… I really don’t like horror movies in the least. But, if you can get some of the sweet comedy that Judd Apatow pours from his loins onto the big screen and add to that some blood and scary moments… Perhaps we’ll get Scary Movie… or, Scary Movie 2… or Scary Movie 3…. or Scary Movie 4 (you know, the one with the gigantic ipod and a smokin hot Anna Faris) Wait, maybe they should call it Scary Movie 5? Or Superscary? Or Scary Old Virgin? Or Scaring Sarah Marshall? Any Scary Thoughts?