I don’t know what that header is about but I like nonetheless.  So I get
word today thanks to cinemablend that Fergie will be umm you know, knockin
boots with an oil man you see? In Rob Marshall’s Broadway adaptation “Nine”:

“Marshall will make his movie a little more Fergalicious by casting the Black
Eyed Peas frontwoman and-they had to remind me-Grammy winner. She’ll be
playing Saraghina, described as “a lusty woman who introduces Guido to the
world of sexuality.” Yes, you’re going to see Fergie seduce Daniel
Plainview. This might be an early sign of the apocalypse.”

If you haven’t already picked up on it Daniel Plainview is Daniel Day Lewis
and he’s an oil man you see.  All I have to say is I hope they get into some
kinky shit and she ends up PISSING on him… do you get it? HA